crime, then a loaf of bread

I had never doubted our "upstanding citizen" example to our children until yesterday when we pulled into Broulim's parking lot and Roman asked,

"Mom, are we going to rob a bank, now?"

holly-olly oxen free

She's baby-licious.

captain underpants

I'd like to think that being resourceful is a good thing.

stiffed

I learned that if I want to get a nap in during the day while my children are playing, I'll just suggest a nice game of medical school.

They are delighted to learn that I am going to be playing with them--as their cadaver subject, of course.