Sometimes the children will say some pretty funny things, as all children do, and frequently I will record them down for future remembrance. But they're not the only ones worthy of their words being published as Weston (the adult) can be pretty amusing sometimes.
Yesterday, Weston and I were watching this makeover show and the girl that received the makover was pretty plain and a little overweight. When she was presented after being made over I said, "Wow! She looks so good she makes me want to gain fifteen pounds!"
Weston dryly responded, "But you've already gained fifteen pounds."
(Thanks, Dear, you're the best! He claims it's all due to my pregnancy, but we'll see.)
Then, last night, Roman started crying from his bedroom and woke me up. I had already gotten up with Greggory so I nudged Weston to go help Roman. He mumbled something and lay still. I nudged him again, and again, until finally he burst out,
"Roman's just mad because he found out who the new judge is!" and then promptly rolled over and started snoring away again.
I guess that's a lawyer for you.
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